Thursday
Jul022009
Before there were HMOs
Thursday, July 2, 2009 at 1:59AM 
Ah, the good old days when any seven year-old with two bits could cure his bronchial irritations with little more than a firm drag on a tiny tube of Flavor Country. At a time when the entire nation is embroiled in a health care debate, let us not forget that there is a miracle cure for all that ails society: cigarettes. Minors, when tey turn you away at Super America, just tell them that Dr. Batty sent you. Also, why not give Dr. Batty's Pediatric Opium a try. It's the finest cholic-curing opium available. Just look for the poppy on the label, and you'll know your baby will be fuss-free for days and days.
