Kim Kardashian Needs Help
Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 11:13AM Kim Kardashian posted the following at some point:
I thought I would try to offer up ten suggestions for names and slogans that her handlers and fans probably wouldn't come up with on their own. I think these accurately represent Ms. Kardashian's brand as well as the consumers who would seek out her new fragrance:
10. Stank: The smell of skank.
9. Myopic: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder--except when their eyes are too far apart.
8. Beanstalk: When you live with a giant, escape is just a deep breath away.
7. Fire Sauce: For sophisticated young women who want to smell like Taco Bell.
6. Downward Spiral: The descent begins now, and ends when you sell your second sex tape.
5. 20 Minutes: When it has lasted five minutes too long.
4. Expressionless: A scent so powerful, your father's face will go numb.
3. Hollow: Because men can smell when you're dead inside.
2. Irrelevance: For women who exist in a state they can't spell.
1. Ho de Toilette: When you can't wait, there's always the TGI Friday's restroom.
Against all better judgment, I am enabling comments for this one. You have to click on the post title then scroll through the post in order to enter your suggestions. Cleverness will be rewarded. Flat out obscenity will be deleted--it's too easy.
Go!
Reader Comments (2)
Numbness---When you just can't feel anything else.
Eau de Boue - because something about you should say "Classy!"