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Sunday
Mar202011

Panera is Planning Something...Something BIG

I took this picture today outside of a Panera.  For those of you unfamiliar with Panera, it is a franchised chain that serves soups, sandwiches and coffee in an atmosphere for those who find Jimmy John's a little too edgy.  But all that...is about to change...

BREAD BASH!  It's coming, and we need to prepare, SO WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE!  We are gonna panini up in this motha, and then it's all like, "Hells Yeah!"  Up 'til now, we just hollowed out bread to serve our soup.  But now we're HOLLOWIN' OUT SKULLS!  BREAD BASH!  THE STREETS WILL RUN BEIGE WITH THE CREAM OF BROCCOLI OF THE NON-BELIEVERS!  HOLLA IF YOU LIKE CHALLA, B#$@H!

 

 

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