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Wednesday
05Aug2009

Unexpectedly Bad-Ass Animals

Here are some animals that are incredibly bad-ass, although you might not know by looking at them:

The carnivorous Devil Goat of the African savannah.


 

The Rocky Mountain Kung-Fu Hawk.

 

 

The baby-stealing Dingaroo.

 

 

The highly explosive Prussian Artillery Cat (extinct).

 

 

The dreaded Asian Piranha Pigs.

 

 


The wily MMA Cat, known for its German Suplex.

 

 

The Magnum-Tailed Sniper Squirrel.

 

 

The Suicidally Nihilistic Goth Bird.

 

 


The North American Dove-Eating Monster Bride.

 

 

The Crotch-Headed Vaginaraptor.

 

 

The Eastern Detroit Zombie Kitten.

 

 

The Mormon Table Bear.

 

I hope you have enjoyed this little lesson in zoology.  If you did, please share, Stumble, Digg, Tweet or whatever it is you kids do nowadays.

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Reader Comments (1)

That is the most disturbing bride picture ever.

August 22, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMichele

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