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Jon Gosselin, attempting to pitch two coeds a new show entitled "Who's Your Daddy?"

Jon Gosselin, who is developing a reality show with Michael Lohan entitled Divorced Dads Club, has attracted the attention of Satan. "It's a rare opportunity when you get a chance to collaborate with two people whose work I admire so much," offered Satan, taking time off from a busy schedule of dealing with the rush of recently deceased celebrities. "I've spent the better part of my life trying to corrupt youth, and these two guys are doing it wholesale."

Jon Gosselin has risen to the national spotlight as a result of fathering a litter, while Michael Lohan has conceived more train wrecks than Amtrak.  When asked if daughter Lindsay would be involved, Lohan responded, "John has expressed interest in Lindsay being involved in any way possible.  I can't see how that could be a bad idea."  Lohan immediately followed this statement by attempting to have sexual intercourse with a flaming hornets nest.

Lindsay Lohan, product of exemplary parenting and Walt Disney Studios.

Satan hopes to reach a deal soon before his chief rival, Kate Gosselin, is able to get involved in negotiations.