I Can Even Make the Internet Awkward

Many readers in the Minneapolis area are already aware of/read the blog of Brave New Workshop performer Mike Fotis.  On Friday, Mike wrote a post centered around yours truly.  I don't think anyone has ever blogged about me before.  It felt creepy.

The post was centered around suggestions for starting conversations with me.  Mike wrote this post because I am notoriously hard to start a conversation with.  Actually, that's not true.  I'm very easy to have a conversation with, it's just that the conversations I will engage in are not the ones most people try to start.  It has been said that everyone falls into one of two categories:  those who talk about ideas, and those who talk about people.  Most people talk about people.  I fall into the other category. 

At any rate, Mike's blog posts typically generate a great many comments from his readers.  After his post about me, there was only one comment--from me. 

Conclusion:  I am so adept at destroying conversations, I can even do it from a remote location.  I am the only man alive who can make the internet awkward.  Sad.