Site News #4

As you know if you have been following the site news updates, I have been listing some of the stranger search queries that have led people to the site.  Perhaps my favorite came in the last 24 hours:

"russian+haiku+tijuana+moose+steroid+recruiting+apology"

Kudos to the intrepid web surfer who searched using these parameters.  Here are the likely scenarios:

1.  This person has been reading the site and did this intentionally in hopes it would be posted.

2.  This is one truly disturbed, obsessive-compulsive individual who happened to hit the jackpot.

3.  They were looking for the Ryunosuke Akutagawa classic:

"Antlered Bolshevik,

Join us in  tequila rage

And muscled regret."

Hakim's Razor suggests option number one, but you never know.  The truly hysterical part of all this is that if you run a search on Google using the exact phrase above, my site comes up fifth.  Seriously, check it out.  The internet is a crazy, crazy place where you are constantly reminded that absolutely nothing about you is special. 

Sleep well tonight knowing that if you are into seventeen syllable interpretations of large, hoofed mammals populating Mexican border towns in an attempt to attract Eastern Europeans through illegal use of anabolic muscle enhancers despite having a deep-seated need for absolution, then you have options.  Incidentally, if you do a Google Image Search using the same terms, you get this:

I don't get it.