The Mid-Atlantic Fishery Management Advisory Council

A couple of hours ago, I was walking through the lobby of a Philadelphia hotel.  The eponymous organization of this post was holding a meeting.  I passed a man who looked like Grizzly Adams talking to another man who looked like Spacely Sprockets from the The Jetsons.  I only caught part of what he was saying, but this is what I overheard:

"...and that's what makes a male fish turn into a female.  Now what you use the Vagisil for is to..."

That's all I got.  I will go to my grave wondering what the rest of that sentence was.  To me, it will always be like Aristotle's lost book of comedy.

Suddenly Orchid Guy from last night seems mundane.