She's Kind of Attract--AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Someone thought this image would sell cosmetics.  That person was wrong.  Check it out.

Either this woman's left eye is so loaded with mascara that she cannot raise her eyelid without assistance, or her eye is sliding off of her face.  Finally, a line of cosmetics specifically designed for stroke victims.  This woman is undoubtedly the most attractive member of the zombie horde that will eventually destroy us all.