Look Closely and You Can See Her Horns
Friday, June 12, 2009 at 1:42PM I will once again state that I hated Kate Gosselin long before it was fashionable. She is little more than pure concentrated evil and a uterus that has learned to walk. Of course now the worls has decided to jump on my bandwagon. If you still disagree with me, I offer exhibit #1,407,282:
The truly scary thing about this whole situation is that Kate Gosselin, a woman whose behavior clearly demonstrates that she should not pass on her genetic material, has given birth to a small army that has no real chance of avoiding a VH-1 Where are They Now special roughly 25 years from now. Let's be very clear here:
That woman has multiplied!
If you want to forget about the horrible ramifications of this situation, come check out The Danger Committee's final performance at The Brave New Workshop Theatre tonight at 10:45 pm. Tickets are $8 plus taxes and ticketing fees, and you can make reservations here. Tonight might be the night when one of us gets air-stabbed. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you need to come see the show.