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Specter claims he has always been covetous of femininity.In a move that shocked Republicans and Democrats alike, Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter has announced his intention to leave the male gender and continue his career as a woman.  "I feel my old gender has strayed from its core values, and I believe that this switch will grant me the best opportunity to represent my constituency," stated a teary-eyed and openly emotional Specter during a surprise press conference.  "However, do not expect me to toe the gender line on all issues," he added while openly scratching himself and"fist-bumping" a visibly uncomfortable Nancy Pelosi.

Republicans and Democrats alike have expressed confusion as to how to react to the sudden and scientifically baffling transformation.  Specter claims this move is not as radical as others have suggested, citing his pro-choice voting record and previously unexplained tolerance of TV's The Gilmore Girls.  When asked to explain the sudden nature of announcement, Specter snapped, "I shouldn't have to explain--that's the whole point."  Harry Reid coughed nervously and inched further away throughout the announcement.

"My values have remained consistent, even though my genitals have not," stated Specter.  The move has caused speculation over whether Specter will next switch races in a further show of solidarity with the Obama administration.