I Wonder What This Store Sells?
Monday, May 18, 2009 at 10:15PM 
Seriously, I don't understand. What does your store sell?
Greetings from the most generic suburb in all of Texas. Here, stores do not have names. Instead, they have spot-on neon descriptions of their contents. This was my favorite. Come back tomorrow and I will show you who you can lease this building from. Best. Name. Ever.
And now, a couple of plugs...
Come see How to Make Love Like a Minnesotan II; Love is in Bloomington this weekend at The Brave New Workshop. Show times are Thursday and Friday at 8:00 pm, Saturday at 7:00 and 10:00. Tickets are available here.
Also, the next four Fridays at 10:45 pm, you can see The Danger Committee live at the The Brave New Workshop Theatre. Come see Mick, Jay and I in a rare public show. Tickets are available here.
I hope to see you there.
Reader Comments (3)
But what if I want a cake that is merely fancy? It is the rare occasion that calls for a truly opulent cake.
No. They only do opulent cakes.
Well, then F them and the cakes they rode in on.