Caleb vs. The Swine Flu, Round 2

I have infiltrated the Hot Zone.  So far, my porcine foes have not detected my presence.  I have fired the first salvo in my war on our pink oppressors by eating an unreasonably large amount of bacon this morning.  Also, I have thrown a football.  It was largely a symbolic gesture, but battles are won in the hearts and minds of the enemy.

Later tonight I plan to take the fight directly to the enemy in an offensive I am calling Operation Rib Joint.  This will be the most dangerous operation I have undertaken to date.  This is a war of attrition, and I intend to win by not...attriting.

I will keep you posted.

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