My Cloverfield Secret

Fine. I'm tired of concealing the truth. I wrote Cloverfield.

And no, it isn't a a new Godzilla movie.

And no, it isn't a live action version of Voltron.

And no, it will not be titled Monstrous.

It is entitled The Stars Also Fall, and it is the touching story of an alien mega-monster's battle with space-leukemia. As the monster becomes more and more withdrawn from those around her, she eventually loses track of why she's fighting to survive in the first place. Finally, a chance encounter with a rugged but sensitive cowboy mega-monster teaches her how to feel, how to love, and, eventually, how to completely destroy the island of Manhattan.

That's right, I've written the first Monster Chick-Flick. It's Stepmom meets Rodan, and it'll teach you that inside of each of us beats a heart that needs to be loved--except alien mega-monsters whose circulatory systems operate through reverse osmosis.