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- 300 vs. The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll
- 5 Signs of the Impending Apocalypse
- A Brush with Swedish Stupidity
- A Farewell to Joe's
- A Smattering of Haiku
- A Stunning Blow
- A Tiny, Drunken Man
- Adorable Danger
- And Now, the Leasing Agent...
- Baby Jesus is Crying
- Battlestar Galactica: DVD Box Set of Doom
- Before there were HMOs
- Behold, the Culmination of My Childhood
- Bert and Ernie Lay it Down
- Best. TV Show. Ever.
- Bob from Accounting isn't that Wacky
- Bryon Russell = A 6'10" Ball-Handling German
- Budweiser, Condoms and Cigarettes, Oh My!
- Cake Fail
- Caleb vs. The Swine Flu, Round 1
- Caleb vs. The Swine Flu, Round 2
- Caleb vs. The Swine Flu, The Final Conflict
- California is Burning and Athletic Vegetable Throwing
- Chupacabra
- Could We Possibly be More Unmotivated?
- Credit Card Bill Expands Gun Rights
- Def Comedy Jam (Remembering Bernie)
- Epic Airport Changing Table Fail
- Epic Pick Up Fail
- Escape From New Jersey
- Everyone Goes South Every Now and Then
- Favre More Likely to Win Superbowl Retired than with Vikings
- Florida and Almost Dying
- Greetings from San Rafael
- Hilarious Site Demographics (Site News #2)
- Historic Russian Ads Translated
- Honest College Recruitment Posters
- Horribly Unsuccessful Prison Gangs
- I Can Even Make the Internet Awkward
- I Miss Violent Cartoons
- I Review Sucker Punch Without Actually Seeing It
- I Think I'm Freaking Out my Netflix Account
- I Thought Nothing Could Make Me Dislike Dr. Pepper
- I Wonder What This Store Sells?
- I am More Famous than Steve Hutchinson
- I am a Wordicane
- I am now Exactly Like a Professional Athlete
- Imagine This, But With More Skill
- In Honor of Barry Bonds
- In Surprise Move, Arlen Specter Switches Gender
- Is "French Action Movie" an Oxymoron?
- It is a Liquid
- It's a Win Win
- Jon Gosselin Fully Embraces Douchedom
- Jon Gosselin Seeks Reality Show Deal with Lohan, Satan
- Jon and Kate Gosselin Plus Eight Plus One (Plus One)
- July 4th, Freedom and the Pony that Will Kill Us
- Kim Kardashian Needs Help
- Let's Take a Deep Breath and Think About This, Taco Bell
- Look Back in...Anger?
- Look Closely and You Can See Her Horns
- Madonna's DNA Spliced with Beef Jerky
- Major League Fail in Minor League Game
- Michael Jackson Buried in Cement to Prevent "Thrillerization"
- Minneapolis Foregos Snow Emergency, Announces Snow Surrender
- Moments of Rage
- Movies I Would Like to See, Pt. I
- Movies I'd Like to See, Part II
- My Brush With Undead Evil
- My Cloverfield Secret
- My Life in Hotels
- My Minivan May be a Transformer
- My Solution for the Steroid Scandal
- My Tour of Strange, Southern Strip Malls Continues
- My Trip to Breast Feeding Class
- N. Korean Nukes Aimed at Kate of Jon and Kate Plus 8
- Nine Out of Ten Babies Agree
- OCD/Physics: 1, Caleb: 0
- Okay, Now I'm Angry
- On Asian Entertainment
- On the Internet, Everyone's a Bad-Ass
- Open Letter of Apology
- Open Letter to the Guy In Front of Me at Chipotle
- Orlando and...Another Fire! Come On!
- Our Show on Friday Night will be More Awesome than This
- Panera is Planning Something...Something BIG
- Party Predator
- People in my Mouth
- Phoenix is not Rising from Its Ashes
- Pirates of the Exposition
- Pixar's Cars
- Planes, Trains and Automobiles
- Post Superbowl Post
- Questions Jon & Kate Still Haven't Answered
- Restoration Hardware Must be Stopped
- Ridiculousness
- Russell Brand Brutally Molests Weekend Box Office
- Sarah Palin Resigns, Accepts Job Suited to her Talents
- She's Kind of Attract--AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
- Site News #1
- Site News #3
- Site News #4
- Site News #5
- Site News #6
- Site News #7
- So I'm a Father Now
- Something Cool
- Soulless Robot Baby Flies Delta
- Special St. Patrick's Day Post
- Steve McNair Barely Achieves Dream of Outliving Karl Malden
- Still in Phoenix
- Teddy Roosevelt > 50 Cent
- Teddy Roosevelt Riding a Moose
- Ten Year-Old Girls Basketball
- The Abomination that is My Dog
- The All-Star Home Run Derby and Willie Loman
- The Big Z
- The Brutal Murders in my Las Vegas Hotel Room
- The Da Vinci Load
- The Danger Committee Performing Live on April Fools Day
- The Danger Committee vs. 900,000 Volts
- The Emerald City
- The Mid-Atlantic Fishery Management Advisory Council
- The Predator is Back, and This Time...He Drove
- The Reason the Internet was Created
- The Simple Equation for Peace
- The Slaughter of all Cattle
- The Strangest Conversation I've Heard in Some Time...
- The Tony Awards
- The World After the Oscars
- The Worst Contraceptive Ever
- Things I Learned Watching Star Trek
- Things I Learned by Watching the Golden Globes
- This Could Be a Trap
- This Picture Determines If You are an Optimist
- This Picture, In Some Ways, Defines My Life's Work
- Thoughts from the Road
- Tijuana
- Top Ten Things the Minnesota Timberwolves can be Happy About
- Transformers and the Birth of Our Nation
- Unexpectedly Bad-Ass Animals
- Unexpectedly Bad-Ass Animals Pt. 2
- Unexpectedly Bad-Ass Animals Pt. 3
- We Do More Before 9 AM Than Most People Should
- Wesley Snipes: WTF?
- What Happens in the Batcave...
- When Stock Photos Go Wrong
- When Stock Photos Go Wrong Pt. 2
- When Stock Photos Go Wrong Pt. 3: The Final Conflict
- Why I Hated Mr. Rogers
- Why We Need Healthcare Reform